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One package of nuts.

2.99 out of 5 based on 414 customer ratings
(414 customer reviews)

$6.99

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Product Description

One package of nuts will be sent to whomever you desire 100% anonymously. All packages will be sent with a sheet of paper that says “Enjoy My Nuts.”

If you were the recipient, you’d have absolutely no idea where it came from and absolutely no idea why you got it… You would literally say what the hell is this? You would then probably read the note in the package hoping for clarification but all it would say is “enjoy my nuts”. It is the perfect prank, gift, or thing to make someone smile after a long week.

Please put your desired recipient as the mailing address.

Additional Information

Weight 2 oz
Nut Type

Peanut, Cashew, Almond

Nutritional Value

High in protien

Preparation

Lightly Salted & Roasted

414 reviews for One package of nuts.

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    I went into work one day and was surprised to see a large “package” plopped right there on my desk. I undressed the package revealing a sack of beautiful, supple, succulent nuts accompanied by a note from my co-worker telling me to enjoy his nuts. I can say without a doubt that these nuts were the most extraordinarily awe-inspiring nuts I have ever feasted on in my entire life. These nuts were so amazingly life altering that the co-worker that sent me the nuts and I are now happily wed in the happiest domestic partnership that I have ever seen. Now Miguel and I send our nuts to all my friends so they to can enjoy our divine, delicate beauties. I can not thank the owner of EnjoyMyNuts.com enough for everything he has done for me. Please send me your address so you too can enjoy my nuts.

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    It has been a pleasure feeling the taste of your nuts in my mouth. The moment I inserted one of your pee nuts inside my oral opening I knew that buying your nuts was one of the best choices I have made.
    I carried the sack of nuts to my girlfriend and she said they were the best nuts she had ever had. That made me quite jealous, but nonetheless I was glad we had found a new nut supplier. I look forward to trying the other types of nuts soon.

    5 ON 5 WOULD RECOMMEND .. be prepared to go nuts!

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    Last weekend, my brother surprised me by ordering me a package of your nuts and then placed them into my car. When I found them on my way to the dentist, I choose to eat your hard, tasty nuts in the waiting room of the office. Since I am a messy nut swallower, I accidentally spilled some of your nuts on the woman next to me however she was in awe when she first tasted one of your delicious, large, magical nuts. Ever since, Bertha and I have been dating because she wanted to taste more nuts in her mouth. I am planning on proposing to her soon the next time she holds your nuts in the palm of her hands. Thanks, “enjoymynuts.com”! I am looking forward to buying more of your nuts in the near future.

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